226 Quotes by Jo Brand

I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person.

The way to a man's heart is through his hanky pocket with a breadknife.

Everything becomes magnified at night. Sounds travel in a different way, it's dark, and everything seems far more spooky.

The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.

I used to do bell ringing in Benenden church. It was really good fun, actually. My best friend's dad was the local vicar, and so it was expected as her best friend that I would go to church every Sunday with her.

Television provokes strong opinions, and sometimes we try a bit too hard to appeal to everyone.

I think actors go along a continuum from Simon Callow down to kind of Ross Kemp, and I like to think of myself as the Ross Kemp of comedy. He's very good in 'East Enders' because he plays a version of himself. I think I can play a version of myself - that's about all I can do.

What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon?

And I also felt that no one in an audience could abuse me worse than the sort of abuse I had had at work as a psychiatric nurse.