117 Quotes by Joan Bauer


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    It was probably easier in the old days when the bad guys rode into town wearing black capes or whatever bad guys wore and the milk cows were ownded by honest people. Right off the bat, you'd know who you were dealing with. Now everybody dresses alike.

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    We've got a bozo who likes rubbing fear and lies in people's faces. He's the only media source in town except us. Who are we writing for?"Elizabeth waved her hand emotionally. "The American people!"Baker clasped his brow. "Let's narrow that."Darrell stood. "We're writing for the community.""And they deserve the facts," Baker warned. "Don't ever forget it.

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    Millstone sputtered, "I don't know where you're getting your information, G.T., but that's as bogus as a barking cat!

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    Was it alright?""It was fine.""What aspect of the definition of fine was it?""We had a decent time."I've been to Walgreens and had a decent time.

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    Addie always keeps her promises. That's why my mother gave me to her.

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    There's a lot of cheese where you're going, Hope. I'm not sure how this affects people long term.

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    She studied my face.I rubbed my eyes. "I'm fine," I assured her.That was five months ago. I wasn't fine then and I'm not fine now. (Thwonk)

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