146 Quotes by Joan Crawford

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I was a strict disciplinarian, perhaps too strict at times, but my God, without discipline what is life?

Send me flowers while I'm alive. They won't do me a damn bit of good after I'm dead.

While making "Possessed", I wept each morning on my drive to the studio, and I wept all the way back home. I found it impossible to sleep at night, so I'd lie in bed contemplating the future. I fear it with all my heart and soul even as I fear the dark.

I'd like to think every director I've worked with has fallen in love with me, I know Dorothy Arzner did.

If I weren't a Christian Scientist, and I saw "Trog" advertised on a marquee across the street, I'd think I'd contemplate suicide.

Dammit... Don't you dare ask God to help me.

If I can't be me, I don't want to be anybody

Not that anyone cares, but there's a right and wrong way to clean a house.