146 Quotes by Joan Crawford

Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are.

Not that anyone cares, but there’s a right and wrong way to clean a house.

Then there’s that ‘You’re only as old as you feel’ business, which is true to a point, but you can’t be Shirley Temple on the Good Ship Lollipop forever. Sooner or later, dammit, you’re old.

Well, we can skip childhood because I didn’t have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.

If I weren’t a Christian Scientist, and I saw “Trog” advertised on a marquee across the street, I’d think I’d contemplate suicide.

I think that the most important thing a woman can have – next to talent, of course – is her hairdresser.

I’d like to think every director I’ve worked with has fallen in love with me, I know Dorothy Arzner did.

There was a saying around MGM: “Norma Shearer got the productions, Greta Garbo supplied the art, and Joan Crawford made the money to pay for both”.

If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what’s to keep it from getting done?