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Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
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Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
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My boobs are so low I had to put curb feelers on my nipples!
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The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage.
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What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.
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I use a smoke alarm as a timer.
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We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.
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Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!
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If you don't think you're funny, no one else will.
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