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I think I was the third person in the world to get a Kindle, and I hated it from the minute I got it.
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Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn't remember the lines.
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Never floss with a stranger.
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[Signature phrase:] Can we talk?
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I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth.
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Any form of complacency is the kiss of death for any professional.
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My breasts are so low now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.
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Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.
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When you whisper about something, it's too big, and you can't get it under control and take control of it.
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