619 Quotes by Joan Rivers
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You can find my book at your favorite bookstore, and if it isn't there, find a new favorite.
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You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.
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I started my career in a town so small the local clinic was called Fred's Hospital and Grill.
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I felt a comedy ego beginning to grow, which gave me the courage to begin tentatively looking into myself for material.
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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
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I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.
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keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
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Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.
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I hate Billings, Montana. They have a fashion show at Sears Roebuck
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