619 Quotes by Joan Rivers
- Author Joan Rivers
-
Quote
I've always been salaried; I've never owned anything. I've done very well, lived very well.
- Share
- Author Joan Rivers
-
Quote
My career is as an actress. I am an actress playing a comedienne.
- Share
- Author Joan Rivers
-
Quote
I am furious about everything.
- Share
- Author Joan Rivers
-
Quote
Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.
- Share
- Author Joan Rivers
-
Quote
I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
- Share
- Author Joan Rivers
-
Quote
Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Joan Rivers
-
Quote
My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Joan Rivers
-
Quote
moving on is a gift you give yourself.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Joan Rivers
-
Quote
Fat jokes aren't relevant, but they're hilarious when you find them.
- Share