619 Quotes by Joan Rivers

You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

I am a huge 'Downton Abbey' fan - huge!

Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.

Al Roker said I am 80 years 'young'; it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'.

If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have any right to make fun of others

I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.

They almost had to cancel the Oscars tonight because all of the designers and stylists are still in line in San Francisco trying to marry one another.

I think actual death will be a lot easier than dying on stage. Cause - you know - if you do [actual death] right, you can go looking good. Maybe with a little quip [like]: 'I loved everybody.' But dying on stage...Oh, God!

I'm a New York girl. I come out of New York theater.