77 Quotes by Joanna Wylde

I love you.” “I know,” she replied, using her best Han Solo voice.

Life is too short to let a man call the shots.

Things had changed between us in a profound way, something I think we both knew. All our fighting and nitpicking seemed so silly now. So did my endless agonizing about whether or not I should be with him. Once a man disposes of a body for you, the moral high ground has been lost.

Was definitely throwing out those fuckin’ jeans of hers tommorrow. Doesn’t matter how fuckable a woman looks in a pair of pants if you can’t get them off when it is time to tap ass.

He shoved up my shirt, exposing the red satin bra I’d decided to wear while cleaning his house for no particular reason I cared to acknowledge.

They’re your family, and now they’re my family, too. I’m not a civilian and I didn’t fall in love with a stockbroker. I fell in love with a Devil’s Jack. I know what it means to wear a cut.

Wow, if Portlanders could do that to a biker, they could turn anyone into a hipster.

I tried to shoot him. In exchange he’d given me two orgasms, so I guess in some ways that counted as a win?

It wasn’t personal – more of a “been there, done that, got my lifetime supply of psychological trauma” kind of thing.