16 Quotes by Jodi Taylor

As a measure of our consternation, one or two people nearly put down their cups of tea.

The only talents he possessed were delusions of adequacy.

I am being nice to you. It’s not my fault you’re too thick to notice.

In England, the struggle between church and kings would take centuries to resolve. Interestingly, in the end, neither institution came out on top. Today, each is as powerless as the other. As people power emerged, we invented politicians. We're not bright.

Is it possible that you are unaware of the significance of cheese in a croquet tournament?

Some things were above my pay grade. Actually, there were things that slithered on their bellies that were higher than my pay grade.

Behind him, his PA, Mrs Partridge, sat scratchpad in hand, making the Sphinx look like a collection of facial tics.