29 Quotes by Joe Bob Briggs

In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

I made the mistake of watching "A.I." on cable the week they showed it about 792 times, and I ended up watching it every time it was on.

Speaking of things that'll make your head explode, "Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story" finally made it to the drive-in

As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.

Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.