29 Quotes by Joe Bob Briggs

The fifties were when people started coming down on "juvenile delinquents," "hoodlums," "vandals"--anybody that was young, wore a motorcycle jacket, and didn't act polite around older people.

If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure."

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.

It’s not a crime to get drunk.

Speaking of things that’ll make your head explode, “Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story” finally made it to the drive-in.

I AM a male chauvinist. Who’s been saying otherwise?

The fifties were when people started coming down on “juvenile delinquents,” “hoodlums,” “vandals” – anybody that was young, wore a motorcycle jacket, and didn’t act polite around older people.

Almost every venerable tradition at a men’s club starts out as a joke.

In some European theaters, it’s still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.