63 Quotes by Joe Elliott

If you’re driving, don’t forget your car.

If you can’t handle the responsibility of a hit single, don’t write one.

Manhattan’s always fascinating, too, just a big, stinky, smelly conglomeration of numbered avenues and streets, but it’s just got a vibe that’s hard to beat. I shouldn’t like it, but I do. I can’t put my finger on it.

With Los Angeles, it’s kind of a love-hate thing. Sometimes I think it’s marvelous, and sometimes I think it’s a dump. It’s so fake and I can’t deal with how fake it is.

To be honest, I’m a bit of a snob now; give me a Four Seasons anywhere in the world and I’m happy. Also, they’ve just opened a Ritz-Carlton in County Wicklow, Ireland, which is stunning and has great views.

There were incredibly few rock songs making it out to the airwaves until the ’80s came along.

Even Crazy Horses is a good song, by the Osmonds. I’ve known many bands who have covered that. It’s just a great song. I bought it in a brown, paper bag because I didn’t want anyone to know I had it.

Just follow your gut. If you seriously believe that something is the right thing to do, if you are so convinced that your stomach is knotting up every time someone suggests an alternative way of doing all this, take a deep breath and just say, “You’re wrong.”

You see mock death in movies every day, but when it really happens, you’re not used to it. Most things in life, you get better the more that you do them, but this is one of those things you don’t really want to get any better at.