49 Quotes by Joe Garagiola

There is no best Italian restaurant in Scottsdale -- they're all good.

Every game is kind of the same. He rushes a couple up there at 97, 98, then gives you a couple of off-speed pitches, the changeup, the curve, ... It's so unfair. It's just wrong.

The safest place would be in the fairway.

The White Sox (early 60s) are rightly called the 'Hitless Wonders' -- their idea of offense is a walk, an error and a hurricane.

His laughter ran from the tip of his toes through his entire body.

Don't tell me you can pitch...pitch. Don't tell me you can sell...sell.

There is no defense against a base on balls.

He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that... every day in their lives is Christmas Eve.

It seems the baseball player of today will not be satisfied until he plays two weeks in the big league and is able to retire at twenty-two.