92 Quotes by Joe Haldeman

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    Tonight we’re going to show you eight silent ways to kill a man.

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    Marianne, how’s your statistics?” “Math is my worst subject.” “But you can program?” “Of course. I’m not illiterate.

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    Science fiction as a genre has the benefit of being able to act as parable, to set up a story at a remove so you can make a real-world point without people throwing up a wall in front of it.

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    Heaven was a lovely, unspoiled Earth-like world; what Earth might have been like if men had treated her with compassion instead of lust.

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    But they weren’t aliens, I had to remind myself – we were.

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    All experience is memory, and so everything you write about is from memory-unless you’re writing about typing.

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    There’s no such thing as writing about the future. The future hasn’t happened yet.

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    I called to the waiter, ‘bring me one of those Antares things.’ Sitting here in a bar with an asexual cyborg who is probably the only other normal person on the whole goddamned planet.

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    We had just herded them up and slaughtered them, the first encounter between mankind and another intelligent species.

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