16 Quotes by Joe Mays

(The fielders are) just sitting out there playing jacks on the carpet, and the next thing you know the ball gets hit to them, and they can't get to it because you've put them to sleep.

I like my friends to be the hitters. The pitchers, they all have the same brain as I do. The hitters see the game from a different perspective.

If your objective is to keep speeds down, I would suggest we eliminate the ban on radar detectors. Drivers who have them pay attention to their speed. If your objective is to write tickets, then we need to keep the ban on radar detectors.

Being in a fresh place, fresh faces, fresh organization, really helped that out. It helped me concentrate on pitching.

He stays in the game. He knows the scoreboard, the situation. He knows the game and he's energetic back there. He wants you to succeed, to do well out there.

Hearing the boos for Sweeney, that's poor. He does a lot around here -- the fans need to back off a little.

And I missed it by two feet. It makes me understand and appreciate what the ball does do on its way into the plate.