31 Quotes by Joe Pesci

You try too hard. Winners forget they’re in a race. They just love to run.

I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown?

I couldn’t get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it’s disgusting. I didn’t feel like a man anymore – I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, Excuse me.

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn’t match my grill.

I’m just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I’m free the next morning.

I’ve been married three times, but I’ll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

Ah, I don’t do interviews, really.

I would have done something else in life. Something more calming, in a different area where I did not have to use my emotions.