18 Quotes by Joe Piscopo

Here's a Jersey girl who could premiere this film anywhere she wants, but she gave Newark the jump on Hollywood.

specialists, tests, treatment and specific facilities, as well as placing limitations on necessary hospital stays.

This is an important day for me, ... I want to offer my support to other survivors and the people who love them.

It's vital to getting out the vote because the kids identify with it so much.

You can't afford to get your tests done, ... I went in to an insurance company ... I had a wife and kid and everything ... they tripled my premium. They still say if you die of cancer, they aren't covering you. It's a humiliating experience.

I remember Steve Kaufman as the artist on Saturday Night Live doing the Pop Art portraits for the show.

The nerds are running the world now.

Some people in Hollywood think I'm nuts with this bodybuilding stuff. They'll say, 'You're getting too big. You'll hurt your career.' But they don't understandthat high that comes from a workout, the challenge, and the personal victory.

I'm a dedicated father - a hopeless, dedicated father. I mean, I am dork dad. I am just - I love my children. I have kids - you know, Joey's 30-something, and then I have all the way down to 4 years old, believe it or not. At my age, five kids.