97 Quotes by Joe Teti

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    Hiking up a hill is an ass kicker, going downhill is a little easier.

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    We cannibalized this bike as much as we could’ve.

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    That’s a bust your ass shot through and through.

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    One thing you can never underestimate is the power of water.

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    Sandals are made out of rubber, and when lit on fire burn black.

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    Everyone knows the rules of three’s, you can survive three weeks without food, but not in this environment.

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    It’s darker than a well diggers ass.

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    One long step there and you’re gonna die.

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