97 Quotes by Joe Teti

I’m very confident that if I get close to one of these pigs, i could put the smack down on it.

Apparently Matts been busier than a centipede at a toe counting contest.

I’m in the woods with Dr. Doolittle.

Mother Nature is a relentless ruthless killer. She don’t give a damn if you get home to your family.

What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer...

Getting lost in a place like this you can almost guarantee that you aren’t going to make it out here.

So far he’s bringing his A-game.

In any survival situation, you need to weigh the risk and the reward.

The terrain is thinner, the vegetation is greener, that’s a good sign we’re getting close to the coast.