82 Quotes by Joel McHale

Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.

It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along.

My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.

I knew I wanted to be an actor. I just kept saying, "Until somebody tells me to stop, until I have to go get a real job, and until I'm practically homeless, I'm not gonna get one."

Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.

Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.

You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.

I used humor as survival, as a weapon and as comfort.

Bill O'Reilly, Megyn Kelly, and Sean Hannity are the Mount Rushmore of keeping old people angry.