82 Quotes by Joel McHale

My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That’s a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.

Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That’s the big secret.

It really is great. Especially having people who we make fun every week come on and poke fun at themselves is really cool, I love that. No reality star has been mad at me yet for making fun of them. I’m sure that one day soon though, someone is going to take a swing at me.

All I care about is making jokes that are funny and making people laugh.

I like anything with Zak Bagans and ghost hunters.

I don't feel any pressure to joke about #MeToo - in fact, I'd say you shouldn't, because it's a great movement that is exposing some really awful behavior and hopefully changing the culture.

'Big Brother,' I can't believe people watch. It's just people whispering to each other for hours and then some silly challenge like, who can pull the most stones out of a stuffed alligator, with some product tie-in.

With 'The Soup,' obviously it has to be totally scripted out, and then, within that, I improvise punchlines and sometimes setups if I can't read the teleprompter properly.

I operate off of fear almost exclusively.