82 Quotes by Joel McHale

The #MeToo movement is insanely serious, and there's no comedy to be mined out of that.

'Maury' and 'Jerry Springer' get so theatrical that it's hard to believe.

The editors and the creators of 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette,' they are so good at casting and at finding these young, beautiful lunatics to go on the show.

There are always ridiculous things on television or on the Internet that make people go, 'Did you see that?' That could be anything from a clip from the 'Real Housewives' to someone jumping off their roof and missing the pool to a zillion other things.

When E! ended the show, it wasn't because it was low-rated. It was because E! did not want to pay union rerun dues.

I couldn't read the way that other students read, so I would just cheat, which, in my silly brain, I was like, 'This is a skill that I'm developing - how to just get around everything!'

Now I tell my mom, I go, 'Mom, you know when I was a kid and you told me to turn off the television and go outside and play?' I'd be like, 'You literally were hurting my career when you did that. You literally stopped me from doing now, what I do for a living.'

When you are an actor or trying to be a working actor in L.A., most people have commercial agents, and then they have legitimate agents, and you just end up going on a thousand auditions.

Acting is what I'd always wanted to do; hosting 'The Soup' was more because of Greg Kinnear.