134 Quotes by Joey Comeau

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    Judge if you want, we are all going to die. I intend to deserve it.

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    I’ve always known I’d be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut.

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    If we couldn’t carry our dead inside us, we would be empty.

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    We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn’t race for a hurricane or a burning building. I’d rather die terrified than live forever.

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    Having all the answers just means you’ve been asking boring questions.

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    Home is where the heart is, until we get a chance to bury it. Home is where the heart pulled the nails out of its feet, and fled.

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    I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.

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