134 Quotes by Joey Comeau

I live to feel her fingers move inside of me like this. The busmakes another stop. A fat man climbs aboard, hauling himself up the stairs. I would kill him for one more moment with her fingers inside me. I don’t have to. She gives me my moment for free. He lives because of her generosity. We all live because of her generosity.

The moon landing is not bullshit,” Jane said quietly.“The moon landing was faked,” Caitlin said. “Everybody knows that.”“Fuck you! You were faked!” Jane said. She shoved Caitlin hard against the lockers.

Okay, now imagine I am falling in love with you. Can you picture it? Now picture that backwards.

I break into heterosexual houses so I can masturbate in their heterosexual kitchens

All I ever wanted was love, until you loved me.

Our love is like. Our love is only like.

If I could change anything about you, it would be a mistake.

Nothing can change the way I feel about you. I wish it could.

I'm in love with the you I wish you were. I only stay with you because you look like him.