143 Quotes by John Alejandro King a.k.a. The Covert Comic

Any weapon is a biological weapon if it saves your life.

That incident response known as life.

When upon the ArkIt came time to embarkIf only his family and NoahHad been a little sloah

The real F-word is 'future'.

The real F-word is 'future.

When they take their clothes off, everyone's in drag.

Given a choice between two evils, that's already three.

He who laughs last thinks slowest?How do you know he isn’t laughing first???

Don't be so quick to jump from conclusions.