143 Quotes by John Alejandro King a.k.a. The Covert Comic

Collide o' scope (n.) Any project for which more than one organization defines requirements.

It may be a common delusion that we make things better by talking about them, but I'm still glad you told me it is.

The statement 'A picture is worth a thousand words' is worth 0.007 of a picture.

The key to fostering effective workplace collaboration is to be aware of the hole person.

If the world will never be the same again, the world will never be the same, again.

Luck be at least genderfluid tonight.

The philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein said 'Everything that can be said can be said clearly.' But I think we know what he meant.

My word is my blonde.

Thou shalt have no other gods before me (or on either side of me, if those gods look cuter or slimmer than me).