102 Quotes by John Bishop

On his teenage son: To be honest, I’m not sure the same kid comes home each night.

Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day.

The idea of being on a show and having a chat, that's one thing but I wanted to do something where you'd have one person and talk.

My loyalty starts and ends at my front door.

We live on a two week cycle in our house so if I go away for two weeks, it's too long. And if I'm home for two weeks, it's too long.

Being on stage, telling jokes and telling stories is where I feel the most at home.

Brexit - I was sick of it when it was all happening. It's off the news now, but when Covid settles down it will just come back again.

I 100 percent do not see myself as the new Piers Morgan!

I would never claim to be an actor as I have never had any training and apart from being in a panto, before 'Skins' I had not acted.