102 Quotes by John Bishop

What made me a comedian was staying on the stage and starting to talk.

I haven't met a comedian who is judgemental of other comedians.

I'm not saying everyone who has a problem in their relationship should be a comedian, but I think if you're to work things out you've to get out of the bunker.

I was going through a divorce so I wasn't having the best time, but I wasn't going to the doctor for Prozac.

I think there's more to be happy about than sad about on a daily basis.

What I found absolutely the best thing about comedy is it's a little club. You find yourself part of this strange needy society of people who want to go on stage and make people happy.

Something can only go wrong if you know what you're doing.

As soon as I speak, I think people go, 'Well, he obviously must have grown up on a council estate, gone to a comprehensive school and be working class - so I can relate to him.'

Being a family man has been the most rewarding and the most disappointing thing I have done in my life.