102 Quotes by John Bishop

Comic Relief funds projects that help lift people out of poverty.

I still feel I'm living someone else's life.

I have worked hard to be all the things that I thought a family man should be, but I probably could have done better by not trying to run a family like I was picking a five-a-side football team.

I normally put on Lycra or Speedos to plead with the British public to put their hands in their pocket for Red Nose Day.

If you have three children under the age of four, as I did, you have to make choices, because you cannot hold hands with all of them.

Everything else outside the world - Brexit, the global economy, global warming, everything - nothing matters as much as what's in your house.

My generation are the neurotic ones. Therapists' offices all over the world are full of patients blaming their parents for their own failings.

As a father I can't imagine the pain of digging my own child's grave.

You know what I mean, I'm not Tom Cruise. I can act as long as the character happens to look and sound a lot like me.