102 Quotes by John Bishop

In fact, most married couples who live together would be quite happy to only see their partner twice a year, and to just worry about the color of their seats!

I'm very much looking forward to getting back on the road - there really is nothing like performing stand-up in front of a live audience.

I feel like a bit of a jinx.

As a child I qualified for free school meals, so I know I would have been in one of the families that needed help to gain access to a laptop.

Imagine growing up never feeling loved by your family - the most basic of human needs.

One of my sons has a tattoo on his ankle that was meant to be Africa but looks like Australia, one of my sons mumbles, and one of my sons is a gay man. I'll be honest, there's been loads of nights when me and my wife have sat up and worried and worried and worried, 'What are we going to do if he doesn't stop mumbling?'

I don't think interviewing people is any different than normal communication.

You can't pretend you're not part of the world that you come from.

When people have a public profile, for whatever reason, nine times out of 10, it's an interesting journey that they've been on to get there.