102 Quotes by John Bishop

When I was young, I only ever wanted a job where, when I went home, I didn't have to get a wash.

I think there's a thin line between pathos and comedy, and I'm not afraid of putting my heart on my sleeve.

My job is trying to make people laugh. A room full of people laughing forget their worries, their issues, that's why I find it so joyful.

If Jimmy McGovern knocks and you are offered a part, you don't say, 'can I ease myself into it?'

I go out with my mates and after a drink they'll ask, 'How are you a comedian? You're not the funniest among us,' And they're right - I'm not even the funniest in our house.

When I was 30 we had two kids, a third on he way. I was working for a pharmaceutical company. I had been married four years.

Sometimes you just have to throw yourself into it and hope for the best.

'Skins' was a fun role and I enjoyed it.

There's no slowing down but I've got to be honest, I'm probably not going to learn French.