42 Quotes by John Candy

I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

If you’re not happy without it, you’ll never be happy with it.

Six bucks and my right nut says we’re not landing in Chicago.

Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you’re Canadian and people laugh.

I’m a mog: half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend!

I know what I have to do if I want to lose weight and stay healthy: eat a proper diet and exercise. All I’ve got to do is apply it.

Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn’t that something? I’m on to cigars now. I’m on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I’m on to that nicotine gum.

I’m the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.

I don’t watch my movies. I just get too critical of myself.