42 Quotes by John Candy


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    If you’re not happy without it, you’ll never be happy with it.

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    Six bucks and my right nut says we’re not landing in Chicago.

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    Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you’re Canadian and people laugh.

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    I’m a mog: half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend!

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    I know what I have to do if I want to lose weight and stay healthy: eat a proper diet and exercise. All I’ve got to do is apply it.

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    Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn’t that something? I’m on to cigars now. I’m on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I’m on to that nicotine gum.

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    I’m the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.

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    I don’t watch my movies. I just get too critical of myself.

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