328 Quotes by John Cleese

I don't miss London much. I find it crowded, vast and difficult to get around. Cabs are incredibly expensive.

High creativity is responding to situations without critical thought.

When you get to the age of 64 and you can't do one or two of the things that Bond does, it will be a nice little fantasy for me.

Loving your neighbour as much as yourself is practically bloody impossible? You might as well have a commandment that states,'Thou shalt fly'.

We stay in contact vaguely because there are often little things to discuss, but I don't think we've been in a room together for four years.

At the start, Connie wrote the Polly and Sybil roles, and she and I wrote Basil together,

If you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick,

Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like, ... Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite don't appeal to me at all.

We need to be in the open mode when we are pondering a problem, but, once we come up with a solution, we must then switch to the closed mode to implement it.