27 Quotes by John Kendrick Bangs

You know the Model of your Car. You know just what its powers are. You treat it with a deal of care, Nor tax it more than it will bear. But as to self — that's different. Your mechanism may be bent, Your carbureter gone to grass, Your engine just a rusty mass. Your wheels may wobble and your cogs Be handed over to the dogs, And on you skip, and skid, and slide, Without a thought of things inside. What fools indeed we mortals are To lavish care upon a Car, With ne'er a bit of time to see About our own machinery!

I can't tell a lie - not even when I hear one.

Whose heart doth hold the Christmas glow Hath little need of Mistletoe; Who bears a smiling grace of mien Need waste no time on wreaths of green; Whose lips have words of comfort spread Needs not the holly-berries red – His very presence scatters wide The spirit of the Christmastide.

I have no dog, but it must be Somewhere there’s one belongs to me – A little chap with wagging tail, And dark brown eyes that never quail, But look you through, and through, and through, With love unspeakable and true.

I like the man who takes the stones Upon his rocky road With smiling lips instead of groans, Whate’er his heavy load Who seizes each as on he goes, And neatly crumbles it, And turns his share of pebbly woes To stores of inner grit.

If there is any animal in the whole category of four-legged creatures that more thoroughly deserves to be called a pig than the pig, I don’t know what it is. He looks like a pig, he behaves like a pig, and he eats like a pig – in fact he is a pig, and Adam never did anything better than when he invented that name and applied it.

The only care That I shall share Shall be the care of others, And on the road I’ll halve the load Of overburdened brothers. I rather guess It’s selfishness That drives me to such actions, For in this plan I find I can Forget my own distractions.

I can’t tell a lie – not even when I hear one.

If I had my way no one should be taught to read until after he had passed his hundredth year. In that way, and in that way only can we protect our youth from the dreadful influence of such novels as ‘Three Cycles, Not To Mention The Rug,’ which dreadful book I have found within the past month in the hands of at least twenty children in the neighborhood, not one of whom was past sixty.