78 Quotes by John LLoyd

Any fool can find answers. People who ask new questions, they are the geniuses

In 2010, the BBC spent nearly £230,000 on tea, but only £2000 on biscuits.

Maybe the universe is a giant practical joke and we don't know the punchline.

I can help you shape your sitcom, I can help you think about what could make your sketch show better, but it won't help you get you a commission.

I can't see Tim Henman as the sort of player who hangs around the tennis circuit ranked 30 or 40 in the world,

I think he's almost looking forward to the end of the year because he's had a pretty awful year but a lot of it's been due to injuries - I don't think he's ever felt he's had a full chance this year,

It all depends if you can get your point across, and if thinks he can make a difference, but it's good because it will be informal.It will also help people recognise him because I didn't know who he was before today.

I think the thing about Ronnie Barker is this, ... He proved that, if you do what you like, as long as you do it well - and he did it better than anyone - you can take everybody with you.

Jokes are a lot about meaning. I think if we understand what jokes mean and why they work, we'd understand everything else. Genuinely I do.