78 Quotes by John LLoyd

I couldn't tell you, to be honest, ... Even though I'm playing it, it's still not my main sport.

I do have at home the most ridiculous number of awards for what I have done, which is nice in terms of being patted on the back, yet it does cure you of caring about what other people say about you. Ultimately, you must have your own standard of what is good enough.

I'd never bought the idea that you don't lose money by underestimating the intelligence of the audience. Although perhaps I should add that I've never really made that much money.

You can't predict anything. How can you be certain about anything when everything is chaos and we're not in control?

A temherte slaq is an Ethiopian punctuation mark used to denote sarcasm.

Noggin is a protein that forms the skull.

If everyone in the world washed their hands properly, a million lives could be saved a year.

British moths include the Uncertain, the Confused, the Magpie, the Lackey, the Drinker, the Streak, the Ruddy Highflyer, the Buff Arches, the Figure of Eighty, the Anomalous, the Dark Dagger, the Lettuce Shark, the Isabelline Tiger, the Waved Tabby and the Mother Shipton.

The lawnmower is the most dangerous item in the garden. The second most dangerous is the flowerpot.