78 Quotes by John LLoyd

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    In 1917, John D. Rockefeller could have paid off the whole US public debt on his own. Today, Bill Gates’s entire fortune would barely cover two months’ interest.

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    Under the Wildlife and Countryside Act, it is explicitly illegal in Britain to use a machine gun to kill a hedgehog.

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    Just like humans, British cows moo in accents specific to their region.

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    The Roman name for Paris was Lutetia, which translates into English as ‘Slough’.

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    The name ‘United Nations’ was Franklin D. Roosevelt’s idea. He rushed to tell Winston Churchill, who was towelling himself stark naked in his bathroom.

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    In March 2014, an Australian python swallowed a chihuahua and found itself chained to a kennel.

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    Between 1908 and 1965, Winston Churchill drank 42,000 bottles of champagne.

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    In the 1950s, to allow babies of students at Trinity Hall, Cambridge, to enter the premises, they were re-defined as cats.

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    Mongolians will never eat a marmot’s armpits because “they contain the soul of a dead hunter.

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