78 Quotes by John LLoyd

In 1997, 39 people in the UK found themselves in hospital with tea-cosy-related injuries.

It is impossible to test accurately how long a severed head remains conscious, if at all. The best estimate is between five and thirteen seconds.

Children called Joseph, Cameron, William and Jake are naughtier than those called Jacob, Daniel, Thomas and James.

Pedants should be aware that the English name for the world’s highest mountain should be spoken aloud as EEV-uh-rest, not EV-uh-rest.

Since 1980, the salaries of executives in FTSE 100 companies have risen by 4,000% compared to 300% for their employees.

Britons are 16 times more likely to understand the rules of Quidditch than the rules of croquet.