329 Quotes by John Mayer

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    I don't want to pull over right now, but I just downed an Arizona Ice Tea and I'm starting to look for the next closest rest stop.""--On Settling down with a girl.

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    What I enjoy about the live experience is getting onstage, being handed a guitar that is in tune, taking it off mute, knowing that the very moment I want to play a note, I can play it. People are waiting on me and I'm waiting on me, and I have no idea what I'm going to play. That's the biggest joy in life.

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    I don't want to detach. I don't want to go live in a gated community.

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    He's not been cooperative with his conditions of supervision. He's failed to report, and he's been involved in other criminal activities.

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    If you told me I was going to live to 240, I would take 10 years off and try and act. I don't have that kind of time, so I'd much rather stick to playing guitar.

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    I can make the most tasteless reference at some point and then go into one of my most earnest songs of the repertoire.

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    And i start sleeping and dreaming and i think i'll dream about you, all through the night.

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    When you trust your television What you get is what you got Cause when they own the information, oh They can bend it all they want.

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