329 Quotes by John Mayer

Lets keep the car in drive and leave it all behind

Sometimes I get scared that I’m going to enter a web address into Twitter thinking it was my browser. That would be bad.

You can't spell 'developer' without 'devel.'

I need to learn how to start saying no. Like when someone says ‘please stop choking me.’

Fender Custom Shop made this nickel plated Stratbelieve it or not, it sounds incredible.

I'm pretty good at taking accountability now, and I never did anything to deserve that. It was a really lousy thing for her to do.

I feel strikingly domestic. We're in our own world with two busses and trucks.

By the way, pornography? It's a new synaptic pathway. You wake up in the morning, open a thumbnail page, and it leads to a Pandora's box of visuals. There have probably been days when I saw 300 vaginas before I got out of bed.

Yeah, Under The Table And Dreaming shaped the way that I think about writing songs.