329 Quotes by John Mayer

It's almost charity work, what people have done, turning other people on to my music.

I came from the last couple of years in a generation where we didn't have a computer around so we didn't waste as much time on the internet as we do now so I had large chuncks of time which to devote to doing something.

I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.

I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.

I'm a good music provider, and I'm fine with that. I'm a quality music manufacturer.

It's very liberating when you finally realize it's impossible to make everyone like you.

Trying to impress my mother with words was one of my favourite pursuits.

My hits are not hits.

Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?