329 Quotes by John Mayer

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    Sometimes I get so bold and I'm so confident about what I'm doing that I actually try to be more of a dork because it's a really liberating feeling to experience what it's like to not care.

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    The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when sad tries to bite its lip and not cry, and smile and say, "No I'm happy for you"? Thats when it's really sad...

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    I went to my library, right? And I started to research the Bill of Rights and I did not technically find anything that said all Americans shall eat shrimp with whoever they like, but I found some things that are close enough to infer that I am within my legal rights to enjoy seafood with whomever I choose.

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    Whenever they say it can’t be done, remind them that they make a jellybean that tastes exactly like popcorn.

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    I'm interested in living more of a life that's invisible to everybody and more vibrant to a fewer people that are in my life.

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