329 Quotes by John Mayer

I’ll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it...

Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you’d bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I’d be the talk of the day.

My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say ‘I’m sorry, but I’ve got to say hello to you,’ and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, ‘Not for me, Bub. I don’t want anything to do with you.’

When you’re just open but not honest, then you start free-associating garbage.

The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when sad tries to bite its lip and not cry, and smile and say, “No I’m happy for you”? Thats when it’s really sad...

I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’

And i start sleeping and dreaming and i think i’ll dream about you, all through the night.

How dare you say it’s nothing to me? Baby, you’re the only light I ever saw.

I like giving people something they don’t want to miss the next time. It’s a show with little twists and turns and curves. It has me being silly and stupid and compassionate and completely deep.