329 Quotes by John Mayer

I’ve realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.

I’m trying everything I can not to be jaded ’cause I don’t like jaded musicians.

I am beginning to know what it feels like to be a woman. To have people looking at you all the time. And I’m sorry ladies, I had no idea! But people are looking at me all the time. It’s like I have musical boobies!

They read all the books, but they can’t find the answers.

I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn’t work out, it’s another nightmare for me.

I’m a good music provider, and I’m fine with that. I’m a quality music manufacturer.

Sometimes I get so bold and I’m so confident about what I’m doing that I actually try to be more of a dork because it’s a really liberating feeling to experience what it’s like to not care.

When autumn comes, it doesn’t ask. It just walks in, where it left you last. And you never know, when it starts; until there’s fog inside the glass around your summer heart.

It’s so interesting how success hits people and how they react to it.