329 Quotes by John Mayer

I’ve figured out my learning curve. I can look at something and somehow know exactly how long it will take for me to learn it.

This is not to say, there never comes a day I’ll take my chances and start again. And when I look behind on all my younger times, I’ll have to thank the wrongs that led me to a love so strong.

When you do an interview with me, you’re talking to a cheap imitation of the person that I really am. There’s no magic in my words, it’s just me talking.

Anybody who’s made it will tell you, you can make it. Anyone who hasn’t made it will tell you, you can’t.

I’ve learned to appreciate everything that has been given to me.

I’m getting to a point where everything is becoming streamlined in my life. I’m learning how to stand onstage for two hours and play in front of thousands of people as if I am completely in the moment every moment.

High School is like a spork: it’s a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it’s just plain useless.

I don’t write songs in order to stick it to my exes. I don’t release underground dis tracks.

Somebody told me that this is the place where everything’s better and everything’s safe.