329 Quotes by John Mayer

You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy.

Numb is the new deep, done with the old me, and talk is the same cheap it's been.

Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it's done.

The minute hand moves faster than you think it does.

When you're just open but not honest, then you start free-associating garbage.

I knew what I wanted to do when I was 13 and I had to go through four years of high school to get out. That's a blessing, because I never had to lay on my bed staring up at the ceiling going, 'What am I going to do with my life?'

I was smart enough to know it would probably make me a salable item for the paparazzi. I knew I'd have to move to a home that had a gate. But that pearl of possibility that lives in your heart when you meet somebody you want to know more about has such a different molecular density than everything else that you have to pursue it.

I am not in Us Weekly . I'd have to be going out with someone who is in there to be in there myself.

Sometimes it feels like my life is just one long day.