49 Quotes by John Ratzenberger

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off.

You'll be tested every single day.

Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. Corfu? It's just a poor man's Pensacola...

I'd never been to acting school, so I never thought I'd get this far.

I've turned down projects based on raunchiness before.

It appalls me that the people who decide what Americans will be watching on the tube have never been to the United States. Not the real United States.

So many people aren't ready for Hollywood - professionally or practically.

The last thing on my mind was to be an actor, but I had a crush on a cute girl in the drama department, so the best thing for me to do was audition, help out, do carpentry, whatever it took to get me on that project.